unf unf boots

[cornhobble]

I don't understand why these boots aren't in my life. Or these. I mean, shit. LOOK AT THEM, THEY'RE AMAZING.

When I'm feeling bored and masochistic, I troll the internet for boots I want but will never be able to buy. ;_; Lately I've been looking at clothing, too. SIGH WHY WASN'T I BORN A MILLIONAIRE.

I got a haircut! It's just above chin level and kind of ~boyish in an unfashionable way, but I like it. I can't stand long hair, it's so annoying.

I need an icon of boots or something, you guys. IT WOULD NEVER NOT BE APPROPRIATE.

Comments

[openmydoors.livejournal.com]

THE DEVIL HAS LONG HAIR

[cornhobble.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

YOU ARE TOTALLY RIGHT! WHY DID I NOT SEE THIS BEFORE.

[openmydoors.livejournal.com]

BECAUSE EVERYONE IS SO HUNG UP ON THE HORNS AND TAIL.

[mesmorizee.livejournal.com]

Mmmmm boots...

[cornhobble.livejournal.com]

THIS IS THE ONLY APPROPRIATE RESPONSE, TY~~~

[violetpepper.livejournal.com]

Unfffff those boots. If I was a millionaire... well, I wouldn't be a millionaire for very long, because I'd spend the whole lot on shoes. :/

[cornhobble.livejournal.com]

lol, I'd be that one lottery winner who everyone judges because my money would be gooooooone. BUT AT LEAST I WOULD BE DRESSED FABULOUSLY.

[rellan.livejournal.com]

YOU KNOW THOSE BOOTS ARE EVIL AND TRYING TO SEDUCE YOU TO THE DARK SIDE!!!!

Here's what you do. Buy up some peanut butter on sale, then spend every last dime on the boots. This is my wise advice. *hides horns under blindingly shiny halo* 0:)

[cornhobble.livejournal.com]

IKR THEY ARE SO FABULOUS THEY MUST BE OF THE DEVIL

Good advi-- HEEEEY. :O I could probably buy just one pair, if I decided not to eat lunch for a few days. Hmmm~

[sentinelsoul.livejournal.com]

I love those boots! The first pair makes me think of some kind of Victorian punk style.

[blueleopard87.livejournal.com]

Oh wow, I never thought to look for boots on amazon and those ones are so amaaaazing~! (Why do I not have money???) Seriously, I can't get over how gorgeous they are.