I don't get to pick a state to live in? 'Cause I have quite a long list of states I don't want to live in because it sounds crazy or filled with extreme religious conservatives... Actually I think I should move to Canada. Except it sounds like it might be cold there. And I want to get away from the cold and winter!
I know! I could fool the a little less scary immigrant people in Canada and dazzle them with my French (which could be hard because I don't know a word of French XD). And then I can hike through a forest over the border to the US! I read about that in a book! It is possible that it was written by Stephen King and mostly centered around baseball of all things. XD So I don't really remember it. Because baseball is not my thing...
Or I could find a hockey player, seduce him and make him take me with him when he moves to the US to play in NHL... And hope he doesn't end up living in Utha or something. I must make sure they don't have any hockey teams in that state...
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Date: 2010-01-26 08:38 pm (UTC)I know! I could fool the a little less scary immigrant people in Canada and dazzle them with my French (which could be hard because I don't know a word of French XD). And then I can hike through a forest over the border to the US! I read about that in a book! It is possible that it was written by Stephen King and mostly centered around baseball of all things. XD So I don't really remember it. Because baseball is not my thing...
Or I could find a hockey player, seduce him and make him take me with him when he moves to the US to play in NHL... And hope he doesn't end up living in Utha or something. I must make sure they don't have any hockey teams in that state...