i hate you for making me defend TOM CRUISE

[cornhobble]

I know this guy irl, and he's not a bad guy, just... seriously irritating. He likes to argue a lot, and see, I actually agree with him most of the time, but he's just so SMUG and ANNOYING about it I find myself arguing the other side, just because.

Right now I'm arguing with him on facebook. >:( Like, I don't even agree with what I'm saying! But SOMEONE has to knock him down a peg or two.

...THIS IS RIDICULOUS

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[strawberrytatoo.livejournal.com]

Defending Tom Cruise is just fucked up, bb. But this must at least sharpen your debate skills? Heeee!

[cornhobble.livejournal.com]

After extended exposure to this dude I'll be, like, a grade-A debater. (With loads of self-hate. Tom Cruise? Seriously? I MAY NEVER FORGIVE MYSELF.) Or I could just stop engaging with him. But, but! His smug, toolish faaaaaaace. >:[

[rellan.livejournal.com]

Abort! Abort! Do not engage!

[cornhobble.livejournal.com]

THIS IS SOUND ADVICE. You have never led me astray~~

Next time I see his smug, smug face I'll just have to distract myself with something shiny and nice. Or just take the stairs instead.

[rellan.livejournal.com]

A sparkly bracelet will do the trick. ;)