ummmm excuse you

[cornhobble]

My dad told me that most guys didn't find women with short hair attractive.

I was like, 'omg, thank you! When I make decisions concerning my physical appearance, my main concern is getting the approval of (straight) dudes, how did you know? BRB, GETTING EXTENSIONS.'

wtf people, wtf

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[openmydoors.livejournal.com]

MY DAD THINKS THE SAME THING.

UGH, DADS.

[cornhobble.livejournal.com]

EW REALLY? Y DO YOU FAIL SO MUCH, DADS :|

[openmydoors.livejournal.com]

Yeah... I don't know, he's weird. He thinks it's unseemly if I want to dress in baggy, comfortable clothing, but at the same time he thinks it's unseemly if I wear clothes that actually fit my body - aka show the fact that I HAVE BOOBS. Like, WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME DAD? I can't wear skirts that go down to my ankles, just because you live in the 17th century.