ummmm excuse you

[cornhobble]

My dad told me that most guys didn't find women with short hair attractive.

I was like, 'omg, thank you! When I make decisions concerning my physical appearance, my main concern is getting the approval of (straight) dudes, how did you know? BRB, GETTING EXTENSIONS.'

wtf people, wtf

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[hold-onhope.livejournal.com]

Bulllllshit. I don't believe it. And also, I don't really care what random, hypothetical guys think of my hair, anyway.

[cornhobble.livejournal.com]

ikr? I was like... YOU FAIL ON MULTIPLE LEVELS, BECAUSE 1) that's totally not true, and 2) even if it was true, see macro:

[rellan.livejournal.com]

I approve of Leo's attitude. I really need that on a t-shirt.

[cornhobble.livejournal.com]

lol ikr? I love that meme. WHY DO T-SHIRTS NOT EXIST. :(

[rellan.livejournal.com]

Oh, puh-leaze. Everybody knows men only love bitches, so hair length doesn't matter.

I guess that means all the ladies I see with short hair who have guys with them...those guys must be their dads. *nods*

[cornhobble.livejournal.com]

I guess that means all the ladies I see with short hair who have guys with them...those guys must be their dads. *nods*

LOL OH MAN when I first read this I thought you were saying all women with short hair were dating their dads. I was like OMG INCEST EWWW and then I read it again and realized what you were actually saying. fucking reading comprehension, how does it work?

[rellan.livejournal.com]

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[openmydoors.livejournal.com]

MY DAD THINKS THE SAME THING.

UGH, DADS.

[cornhobble.livejournal.com]

EW REALLY? Y DO YOU FAIL SO MUCH, DADS :|

[openmydoors.livejournal.com]

Yeah... I don't know, he's weird. He thinks it's unseemly if I want to dress in baggy, comfortable clothing, but at the same time he thinks it's unseemly if I wear clothes that actually fit my body - aka show the fact that I HAVE BOOBS. Like, WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME DAD? I can't wear skirts that go down to my ankles, just because you live in the 17th century.