family shenanigans

[cornhobble]

Names have been changed to ~protect the innocent~

Friend: Hi, Alice!
Sister: Um, hi! :D
Friend: You don’t remember my name, do you.
Sister: Michelle?
Friend: No, Emily.
Sister: Well, I was close.

[little while later]

Sister: Hey, so can I call you Rachel instead? Because I can never remember the name Emily.
Friend: Sure, okay.
Sister: Hey Rachel, can you pass me my phone?
Friend: Man, this is the highlight of my day.

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LMAO @ my sister, seriously. She ended up calling Emily 'Rachel' for the rest of the day, no lie.

Comments

[mesmorizee.livejournal.com]

Hahaha! XD

In comparision to this I must have a fantastic memory when it comes to names! XD

[cornhobble.livejournal.com]

I'm horrible with names, too. Maybe it's genetic? Like, there's this one guy I've talked to every week for the last year, but I couldn't tell you his name for the life of me. Tom? Jamie? He looks like Jamie, idk.

It's really bad. Like, anytime he talks to other people I eavesdrop in case someone uses his name in passing, BUT NO ONE EVER DOES. D: It's gotten so bad I almost think that no one else knows his name, either, and he's just a dude with no name and curly hair.

[mesmorizee.livejournal.com]

Haha! Oh, God! He has no name. Poor guy. XD

But I understand it I am so, so bad at names! Most of the time I have no idea what my teachers are called! I barely know the name of the girl I've been hanging out with in school the past weeks... I just. Everytime someone introduces themselves my head just shuts down, I don't have control of it, and then I realize later on that I have no idea what the person's name is! XD