~single ladies~

[cornhobble]

Guys. I just had a SERIOUS EPIPHANY. Apparently I have a deep and abiding love for everything Beyonce has ever recorded, I just never realized it. I always thought R&B was never my thing, but... I WAS WRONG. SO, HORRIBLY WRONG.

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[mesmorizee.livejournal.com]

Haha, okay, entertaining badfic. That I can understand. XD

It's hard not to fall in love with him and the show. It's awesome! :D
I don't get to see it until tomorrow night! Why oh why do I have to live in Sweden and be forced to illegally download stuff the day after? XP I need to move to the US so that I can watch TV. Do you think they'll let me in with that reason? XD

[cornhobble.livejournal.com]

Hah, I suppose you could try? 'LOOK, YOU SCARY IMMIGRANT PEOPLE, BUT I NEED TO WATCH WHITE COLLAR! THIS IS IMPORTANT!' and then the immigration officer turns out to be a die-hard fan and you totally get a greencard and end up living in some tiny town in Alabama or something.

...then again, I hear a large number of extreme religious conservatives make Alabama not fun times. D: MAYBE YOU'RE BETTER OFF IN SWEDEN.

[mesmorizee.livejournal.com]

I don't get to pick a state to live in? 'Cause I have quite a long list of states I don't want to live in because it sounds crazy or filled with extreme religious conservatives... Actually I think I should move to Canada. Except it sounds like it might be cold there. And I want to get away from the cold and winter!

I know! I could fool the a little less scary immigrant people in Canada and dazzle them with my French (which could be hard because I don't know a word of French XD). And then I can hike through a forest over the border to the US! I read about that in a book! It is possible that it was written by Stephen King and mostly centered around baseball of all things. XD So I don't really remember it. Because baseball is not my thing...

Or I could find a hockey player, seduce him and make him take me with him when he moves to the US to play in NHL... And hope he doesn't end up living in Utha or something. I must make sure they don't have any hockey teams in that state...

[cornhobble.livejournal.com]

lol, I don't actually know. When my dad moved to the US we just lived in whatever state his job was in. ~Working visa and all that.

As a Canadian, I think this is a good plan. Canada > the States, OBVIOUSLY* It's cool up in america's hat! Though there is a lot of rain, I admit.

Haha, Utah. You can chill with the mormons**, dude.

*DISCLAIMER: I'm kidding, even though it's true omg no one murder me.

**NOT THAT THERE IS ANYTHING WRONG WITH MORMONS. Why do I need so many disclaimers. :[

[mesmorizee.livejournal.com]

I seeee... That makes sense. Hmmm...

Well, obviously Canada is better than the US. For some reason. Eh... I'm just a crazy Swede I have no idea what I am talking about. XD

To be honest I really don't think I want to chill with mormons. XD I wouldn't even have time to open my mouth before I somehow manage to offend them or something. And then there would be this huge screaming match about I don't know abortion and it would lead to violence and I would have to kill them and then they (the non Utha-s... they will probably hate me for butchering the English language too) would kick me out of the country and I wouldn't get to watch all those awesome TV shows! So yes Canada it is, despite the weather. I'm used to it after all... They have TVs in Canada right? XD

Why do I need so many disclaimers. :[
Because you are awesome? The logic is not strong with me at the moment. Why am I not in bed sleeping?

[cornhobble.livejournal.com]

lol! Canada it is. tbh, I've been kind of resentful of the Mormon church ever since they put in millions of $ in favor of Prop 8 in CA (you know, the one making gay marriage illegal). Raaage. >:[

I will accept that answer! :D But you should sleep tho. I think I'm going to take a nap, too. HEY, I need my beauty sleep~