dr google

[cornhobble]

Have you ever had an injury/felt sick and then googled your symptoms to see if you could figure out the cause? I have. PROTIP: DON'T DO IT.

I've got this big-ass bruise on my knee that's all swollen and tender (it's like a ring of purple circling my knee, it's ~totally badass~), and after googling I'm half-convinced that it's actually a fracture and I'M GOING TO DIE OMG.

Maaaaybe it's time to turn my computer off. brb, icepack

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[rellan.livejournal.com]

STEP AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER.

Instead, I offer the time honored advice of P.E. teachers and coaches everywhere. 'Just shake it off. You'll be all right.' lulz, okay maybe not.

Try putting some liniment on it.

[cornhobble.livejournal.com]

lol, PE teachers. THEY ARE OF THE DEVIL.

Good idea, will do. :D I keep accidentally banging it against things and making the bruise worse. Ow. D: CURSE MY PERPETUAL CLUMSINESS!

[rellan.livejournal.com]

Maybe wear a small pillow around your knee, too.