In actuality they double as handy Must-Read lists. "Oh, you don't want me to read that book? WELL, I GUESS I'LL JUST WANDER OVER TO THE BOOKSTORE AND PICK A COPY UP~~~"

Truer words have ne'er been spoken.

And if I ever chose to ban books, it would be for a *real* reason. 'This book is boring. BAN!'