If someone is douchebag in rl, they will be douchebag on FB. For others, it may be harder to decipher.

But here's a FB seeeeeeeecret. Run your cute little cursor over at the upper right hand corner of someone's status. The 'HIDE' should appear. Click the HIDE. I uses teh majick HIDE button to ignore the reports of peopleses 'victories' in the FB applications.

I even do a little 'mwahahahahaha' when I HIDE things.

HIDE button is your new bestest friend. *nods*