That hat is awesome. When people stare just say, 'Jealousy does not look good on you.'

What to say to dear old Aunty? Ah, yes. 'So that's why things have been going my way. You've been sending me positive thoughts! Oh, thank you so much Dear. *Old*. Aunty. (give a surprise hug at this point) I feel so much better. And just think, because of your wonderful positive thoughts about me, you will now have all this awesome good karma coming your way.'

Would she be buried under the sarcasm? Would she even get the sarcasm?

That leather band is cool.