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cornhobble) wrote2010-10-09 09:56 am
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Hellooooo livejournal! MY LURKER TENDENCIES HAVE BECOME APPARENT, I THINK. My flist is probably all 'who is this stranger bitch' rn, lol~
What is this facebook connect I see? D: omg WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS. I DO NOT NEED THE DOUCHEBAGS I KNOW IRL FINDING THIS JOURNAL, TYVM.
What is this facebook connect I see? D: omg WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS. I DO NOT NEED THE DOUCHEBAGS I KNOW IRL FINDING THIS JOURNAL, TYVM.
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And since you don't live in one of those embarrassing rom-coms
OR SO YOU THINK. Maybe I'm the embarrassing side character whose misfortune is exploited for lulz and doesn't even get a love interest because hello, side character. D: I think I've just depressed myself.
Semi-related, but sometimes at night when I have to go into closets or something I wonder if I'm an extra in a horror movie and don't even know it. THAT WOULD SUCK. XD Like, extras always do stupid things because they assume that they're one of the main characters. NO YOU ARE NOT THE PROTAGONIST YOU CANNOT GET AWAY WITH THAT. And I think that I'm ceasing to make sense so I'll just stop typing now~
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Also, everytime I have Swedish people with LJs show up and being all "Hi you're Swedish too! Want to be friends?" I get irrationally paranoid that it is either: 1. Someone who could be called an acquaintance or 2. An ex-friend who I never want to take up contact with ever again.
My mum only types using two fingers and yet she has embraced Facebook! I don't even know. I do think she is not good enough with computers to find me. But I try not to be paranoid.
Oh, I am so sorry I got you to make yourself depressed. XD But... Life generally isn't a rom-com. XD
(one of my friends just texted me to tell me she's found Castiel/Bella Swan fanfics. I feel that I need to share this horrible discovery with someone too. Because wtf?! O_o)
Real life is scary enough so I don't even think I am in a horror movie. I just think that an actual serial killer is going to kill me and it's not a movie. Or when I'm going to the bathroom in the dark because the rest of the family has gone to bed and I open the door to leave the bathroom I sometimes think that right outside the door will a crazy killer clown stand ready to kill me.
Yeah, I don't make much more sense...
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Castiel/Bella Swan? That's so bad it's awesome. I would totally read it, ngl. (The pairing name would be... Belltiel? Castella?)
No, I totally do the same thing. I also hate when the shower curtain is closed, because OMG THAT COULD BE A HIDING SPOT. Bathrooms are innately creepy, okay.
And now I have to do stuff that does not involve a computer (SIGH). Just a heads-up so you don't hang around waiting for another reply or anything~ :D
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Castella! XD I believe my friend would not hesitate to read it either. She likes to read bad Harry Potter fic for the lulz. XD
Bathrooms are really fucking creepy.
Thank you for the heads up. :D I should go to bed anyway. ;p